I’ve been kidnapped!

25 trigger phrases telling you I’m in distress.

The following list is in no particular order. It contains things I would never say. If I’m kidnapped or otherwise in distress, I’d sprinkle these phrases in because THEY ARE NOT ME. THE COULDN’T BE ME. They are signals to SEND HELP!

1. “… a Karen …”
2. “Our Democracy.”
3. “This is a republic, not a democracy.”
4. “For National Security.”
5. “For the children.”